~!~ TEACHER STUDENTS JOKES

1:Teacher :What happened in 1809?
   Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
  Teacher :What happened in 1819?
   Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

2:  A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
         The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers                  Harassing Students'


3:  Teacher asked, If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him    then what virtue would I be showing?
   The student replied: BROTHERLY LOVE


4: Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and  Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
   Student: Sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so far.


5:  The teacher asked, 'Give me an example of Coincidence?'
  Student replied, My mom and dad got married on the same date.


6:  Teacher: How old is your dad.
  Student: He is as old as I am.
  Teacher: How is it possible?
  Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.


7: Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive   Disorder?
 Student: Bamba'lakkadi Jimba.
  Teacher: I dont understand anything you said.
  Student: Same here.


8:  The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a
loan, how many pounds would you still have?".
"Twenty" came the reply.
"How so?" enquired the teacher.
"Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't I am going to".




9:Teacher: Which is your native place?
Rahul: Maharashtra m'aam.
Teacher: Can you spell it?
Rahul: Actually my native place is goa.



10: 
Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge.  You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose?
Student: Money.
Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money?
Student: I have the lack of money that’s why. You have the lack of knowledge. That’s why


11:
Teacher: Sir, why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation?
Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation.

12
A new student came to the class. After asking his name the teacher said,
'What does your father do?'
Student: Whatever Mom says.


13:
Teacher is explaining to the student,
'if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.'
Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.
Teacher: why?
Student: because you don’t have any hair.